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The calendar people and the clock people. LOL.

You lost me towards the end but I still couldn’t stop reading. You have my vote for your egotistical Dean Second!

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As a March 1st birthday, I’ve always resented the leap year. (Especially this year because I love Thursday’s.) This is to say, you have my full support for the Dean Second. And I am ever grateful for your three days of research and expertise.

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Mar 1Liked by Michael Dean

Here for every (Dean) second of it!

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...i'm here to wait for the follow up article in four year's time...i might be doing the math wrong but i think that will be approximately 93465^~6**999.324 charlie sheen seconds from now (a derivative of a dean second mixed with tiger's blood and rye)...

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Michael, this one is such a good read!!! Thank you for sharing this and I will write to the UN today to vote for the Dean second!

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Mar 1Liked by Michael Dean

This is brilliant, funny, and you have my vote for the Dean second. So many fascinating facts about time in this post. I now have no idea however how much time elapsed in my reading of it.

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Fascinating, Michael.

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Here for the Dean second! All 0.73 extra milliseconds of it

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if this extra Dean second will give me more time to be Productive and Successful I'm all for it

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